Helping our users. Crochet Toilette Paper Joke.
So, as many of you liked the joke with crochet toilette paper, here is the pattern.
You’ll need:
Gray worsted weight yarn;
White Worsted weight yarn;
Crochet hook H;
Yarn needle.
Instructions
With the gray yarn:
Chain 4 and slip stitch to join
Chain 1
About 15 sc into circle and join
chain 1
single crochet around again, about every 3rd or 4th stitch do a second sc in the same loop. This will increase the size of the circle allowing it to stay flat. Adjust number of stitches as needed to lay flat.
Cut gray yarn and weave in the end.
With the white yarn:
SC around gray circle every few stitches doing two sc in one loop. Join each circle, then chain 1 and repeat until you have a circle the size of your roll of toilet paper. For me this was about 6 rows (circles)
For the side:
Chain 15
Chain 1 and sc into second to last stitch.
SC back into every chain stitch, chain 1, turn and sc back into every stitch. Adjust number of stitches as needed for your roll of toilet paper.
Repeat until you have a strip long enough to go around the entire roll of toilet paper plus a few inches to fall open. For me it was about 20 inches.
Stitch the top to the sides and then join the beginning of the side strip under the falling open end.
Weave in all the ends.
1/12 This is rediculous, even for a joke.
I don't find it funny.
Some of users really asked for this pattern, so I helped them
You don't have to like it or find it funny others do. your negativity can be taken else where
I thought that it was gross!
If you make the top of the roll a bit bigger, you can make the whole roll big enough to hide an extra roll of TP!